Crap. I'm a woman and NEVER EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. I'm already a "hoverer" in public restrooms (and proud and flexible foot flusher), thank goodness, and now I will be FOREVER, especially in unisex ones like they have in gas stations. Thanks for the horrifying visual, Gene.
Ideally, there is no touchage, but we'd be liars if we say it never happens.
I think I would have been more forgiving if he'd had a mistress who was old enough to know what the real world is like. I can't remember who said it, but it was along the lines of "having an affair with that poor woman? - it must have been like shooting fish in a barrel."
I hear you. Reading the Starr Report -- which I do think was a loathsome political hatchet job, and VERY funny -- Monica comes off as a pretty naive 23-year-old. It's hard to argue, though, that she was taken advantage of. Clinton was supplying her something of tangible value -- access to superstardom; private bragging rights, etc. -- (and she was returning the favor.) He was a cad, no doubt. But to me, she was far less victimized by Clinton than by her "friend," Linda Tripp.
So, you have missed ALL of the news stories lately about women (usually teachers) having sex with their 13 and 14 year old students or friends of their kids?
I've seen em. But that's not child molestation of the sort one is concerned with in babysitters. That's ephebophilia, not pedophilia. I'm talking about who is likely to molest a three or six year old -- and that's almost exclusively male.
I totally want to be set up with this man. I'm a soon-to-be 30-year-old virgin female, and while I've had the opportunity, I feel like I've missed the window on when the awkwardness was okay.
Write in to me at email@example.com. I will keep your identity a secret, and try to be matchmaker.
Gene: Unfortunatley, you're in the wrong on 2 counts. Current DC law states that a car cannot occupy any space for over 72 hours, meaning you need to move your car at least once every 3 days, or else risk a ticket.
Likewise, DC law says that non-emergency "No Parking" notice signs must go up at least 72 hours prior to the event requiring the parking ban. Notwithstanding that in your case it was an emergency "No Parking" issue, meaning you're screwed, even in the event of non-emergency "No Parking Notices," the only way to win is to prove that you weren't afforded 72 hours notice. Otherwise, you're admitting to breaking the 3 day rule, and the DMV Hearing Adjudicator isn't going to show you any sympathy.
I think perchance you wish to wait for an upcoming column, one of my favorites. Then we will discuss this further.
Fantasizing about being a man doing a chick. Sound familiar? Totally. I thought I was weird. This chat is so awesome.
I'll end with this. A friend of mine proposed an explanation that sounds plausible to me: Stimulation of the primary male organ in sex is direct; stimulation of the primary female organ (at least during intercourse) is more indirect. Possibly the ladies who are, near the culmination of the act, fantasizing having a penis are basically helping themselves envision a more direct stimulus.
Here's the question to these ladies for the next chat: Does the same thing happen during self-pleasure? If not, we may well have an explanation.
Okay, thanks. We chat for real next week with a very edgy introduction!