Well, I'm going to go with Jason Reid and Rick Maese on this one. Someone is certainly telling them it's true.
Poor subway etiquette? Where to begin? Standing on the left side of the escalators. Blocking the doorways so people can't get off the train before you get on. Those are the basics.
And then there are the things I've experienced: mooning, flashing, masturbaters, urine and feces ... do you really want me to go on? Of course not!
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