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December 2, 2011

1:06
P.M.

On Christmas specials, Pan Am, and Brian Williams: Lisa de Moraes' TV Column Live

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Lisa de Moraes

Pulitzer Prize winner, Peabody recipient, Medal of Freedom honoree -- Lisa de Moraes is none of these, but she is an authority on the bad direction, over-acting, and muddled plot lines being played out in the TV industry's executive suites. de Moraes worked for a decade as the television editor at The Hollywood Reporter, the entertainment industry trade paper, where she was routinely on the receiving end of more shouting phone calls from TV suits than Paula Abdul's manager.

When she upgraded to The Washington Post in 1998, a well-known executive producer called to suggest she have someone else start her car, but her trenchant writing (and refusal to use words like "trenchant") earned her the following praise from the brilliant, handsome media observer at Slate: "She writes like a wicked bitch." Wikipedia has called her "a noted television columnist," but they're often unreliable. It's pronounced "deh more ICE."

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Q.

Revenge

It looks like they got the message and are showing the Vampire dog less. I do love the newest twist where the real Emily is posing as the returned Amanda and now Emily has to figure out who's more important: dating your pre-pubescent crush or your plan of REVENGE! ?
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Lisa de Moraes :

Yes, but what's episode No. 38? You wait -- Vampire Dog will be back in no time, with adorable tricks...

– December 02, 2011 1:03 PM
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Roger Ebert Presents

I heard it could find a sponsor and is going on hiatus. Is this true?
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Lisa de Moraes :

Yes, it's true. It's going on hiatus at the end of this month. According to Ebert's blog, he and his wife were financing most of the production and he can't afford it any more, so he's searching for a sponsor.  (FYI, for those of you not up to speed on this show, the current version is hosted by AP film critic Christy Lemire and Ignatiy Vishnevetsky of Mubi.com... let's just say they're no Ebert and Gene Siskel.  Chemistry -- you've either got it, or you don't).

– December 02, 2011 1:03 PM
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Suburgatory

I'd thought "Suburgatory" was an OK show, but the Thanksgiving episode made me a big fan. OMG, Cheryl Hines made pinot gris come out my nose, when she defended fitting her daughter with an IUD to improve her cell reception! How well is this show doing? I like it almost as much as "The Middle" (which also had a good TG episode).

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Lisa de Moraes :

I haven't watched the episode yet and am now moving it to the top of my "To Do" list. The show is doing very well for ABC in the 8:30 "hammock" timeslot, between "The Middle" and "Modern Family" -- all part of a good fall ABC is having with the first lineup developed by its new-ish programming chief, Paul Lee.

– December 02, 2011 1:07 PM
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TV at 11 pm - too many choices

Pookie, what's this old-school guy to do - too many choices now for 11 pm television viewing! (Still no DVR in my house, either - the tried and true VCR still works). Andy Cohen's WWHL, now expanded to 5 nights, Chelsea Lately, Logo's 1 Girl, 5 Gays and the occasional Friends reruns. Help!
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Lisa de Moraes :

You're in luck! "1 Girl, 5 Gays" episodes available on Logo's Web site, Chelsea highlights available on E!online, and I'm guessing Bravo will either re-run the heck out of Cohen's show, once it becomes a strip, or make it available online, to increase sampling. Oh, and "Friends" boxed sets are available worldwide....But, seriously, no DVR?

– December 02, 2011 1:07 PM
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I'lll be happy to submit my questions early, if that will help!

Pookie, I frequently have TV broadcast questions that are sports related, especially during this time of year. I know you prefer old movies over football, but since you are an expert in all things television, and have a superior forum for answering TV questions, is there anybody there with you who might be able to help answer such questions in the future?
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Lisa de Moraes :

I will see that they get answered -- either by me or various sports experts at my disposal. Ask away!

– December 02, 2011 1:07 PM
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Wilfred?

Has Wilfred, the FX comedy starring Elijah Wood been cancelled? I haven't seen a new episode in a while. How are other shows on FX doing? I've become a big fan of the "The League", "Always Sunny...", and Louis. (I promise, I'm not a flack for FX, just a fan of offbeat comedy - can't watch another Tim Allen sitcom without barfing).
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Lisa de Moraes :

FX says it's coming back, but has not yet set a date.....

– December 02, 2011 1:08 PM
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Dallas

Is the "Dallas" remake going to suck? Why not just make a movie reboot with a new cast?
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Lisa de Moraes :

If the trailer TNT has put out is any indication, then yes, it's going to suck. I wish they'd just made a movie reboot with a new cast....Bobby Ewing is so old, and I hear Larry Hagman's eyebrows have gotten so big their own talent agent.  Really, they need to be weed-whacked or something to get them down to a reasonable size. Otherwise they're going to  terrify children who are exposed to the show.

– December 02, 2011 1:14 PM
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Brian Williams

What do you do when the fire alarm in your building goes off?

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Lisa de Moraes :

Glad you asked, Brian...At my office, I tend to ignore it and keep working on deadline until my boss tells me to get the heck out... At my home, I tend to smash it with the end of a broom handle -- worked like a charm! Maybe "Nightly News" producing staff needs a broom? And, while we've got you, Brian, can you explain why network news studios aren't set up with an audible alarm in the sound-proof control room where the exec producer and others are sitting --  producers who are in constant touch with  anchor and would let him or her know if there was genuine fire and they were cutting to commercial and needed to vacate...And, maybe a visual-only fire alarm the anchor could see, but viewers could not?  I wondered that back in '02 when Connie Chung went through her similar on-air fire drill during her first week anchoring her CNN newsmag, and I'm still wondering it today. That said -- nice recovery on Jon Stewart's show the next night!

 

– December 02, 2011 1:15 PM
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Faked backgrounds

Twice in the last week we've been watching shows on major networks, and there have been scenes with obviously faked backgrounds. Last night, it was in Bones. Two of the characters -- Booth and a junior agent -- were talking about something that could have been discussed in a car, at the office, or almost any venue. But they choose to sit them outside with a fake screen behind them. You could have practically taken a pair of scissor and cut the actors our of the picture, the demarcation was so obvious. Can't remember the other show this happened on, but why would any show do it? Was there a sale on faux outside screens in LA?
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Lisa de Moraes :

I love your description. I had not noticed, but then I did not watch most recent "Bones" episode. What are the other shows?

– December 02, 2011 1:16 PM
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My Teenage Daughter Hates this Fox Show

Ugh! It was pretty terrible. Is the reason why it came out so late because they didn't want it released during fall sweeps?
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Lisa de Moraes :

You must be talking about "I Hate My Teenage Daughter -- aka  The Worst TV Series Ever, According to WaPo Team TV's Bad Show Bureau Chief Emily Yahr. Hard to know with Fox -- their fall schedule is so jammed what with all those football commitments... But yes, the scheduling of this one is a little suspicious -- a few episodes in December, then off the air until "spring"....

– December 02, 2011 1:17 PM
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Arrrggghhh!

So Lisa -- are they ever going to put new episodes of 30 Rock and Cougartown back on the air? P.S. LOVE Revenge and American Horror Story!
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Lisa de Moraes :

"30 Rock" returns Jan. 12 -- Thursday nights at 8. But, ABC has only promised  "Cougar Town" is coming back "some time"...I'm guessing the publicist who put out that nugget of information is a guy who used to use that line a lot when girls would ask when he was going to call...

– December 02, 2011 1:18 PM
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CBS Morning Show

If they want people to sample the show, why not go retro call it Captain Kangaroo's Newsroom. People will watch at least once
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Lisa de Moraes :

"Capt. Kangaroo News" -- CKN... I like it.. I'd watch it.. Can it have a champanzee?

– December 02, 2011 1:19 PM
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BUNK BUSTERS

I've seen a few stories in the news lately about people getting really upset with school teachers and newcasters debunking the Santa Claus myth. Seems to me a backward step to hold so firmly to such fantasy for our kids when the world is changing so fast. I guess as long as they don't talk about God in the classroom, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are okay.
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Lisa de Moraes :

In difficult times, people tend to get all nostaglic when it comes to TV viewing preferences -- it's why you have shows like "Mad Men" -- about the "good old '60s" -- and "Pan Am," and "Once Upon a Time" (Snow White and Prince Charming -- most successful new series of the season, really?).. I'm guessing this is part of the same phenom..notice how deftly I turned that into a TV question?

– December 02, 2011 1:22 PM
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Fox Midseason

I see they're putting Kiefer Sutherland's new show, Touch, in the same slot that his old show"24" was in. Any chance Mary Lynn Rajskub can be back to be his Chloe?
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Lisa de Moraes :

If the ratings are not great, she will surely be back as his something -- that's Stunt Casting 101....

– December 02, 2011 1:22 PM
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Jackson's kids and the X Factor

What was up with Michael Jackson's kids and the shots of them throughout "The X Factor" Wednesday night? Blanket looked like he wanted to run away, the oldest one was doing microphone tossing tricks and at one point and I thought I heard Paris snoring. Shouldn't they have shown some respect to the greatest singing competition ever created in the history of man? (My tongue is firmly planted in my cheek.)

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Lisa de Moraes :

If by "shouldn't they have shown some respect to the greatest singing competition ever created in the history of man" you mean "shouldn't Granma be ashamed of herself for dragging these kids out as Exhibit A on a reality TV series as part of a campaign to keep the family gravy train running smoothly".. then yes, I totally agree

– December 02, 2011 1:26 PM
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Airline reality show

A few weeks ago, someone here made mention of Southwest Airlines. Is there any chance "Airline" might come back? I think it ran from 2001-2005 on cable, and I thought it was funny as all get out. It was as good as most current reality programs, plus there were no silly competitions. Only crazy passengers, and the workers who have to deal with them.

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Lisa de Moraes :

Yes, TLC announced last month it was resuscitating a Southwest Airlines reality show -- Southwest has 13 episodes to do damage control, after suffering a slew of bad publicity when staffers tossed from flights: kissing lesbian "L Word" star, a pants-on-the-ground rocker, and a corpulent movie director. Apparently Southwest thought that helping to finance a reality series was cheaper than training its staffers to recognize celebrities and not boot them from flights because that's going to wind up in the press...

– December 02, 2011 1:32 PM
Q.

Snark, Shoes, Crack

Pookie, Do you and Hank Stuever ever just sit around the newsroom (okay, I know you work on opposite sides of the country, but humor me) and get your snark on? From Hank's "Weed Wars" column: "Set in Oakland's Harborside Health Center, which bills itself as the nation's largest medical marijuana dispensary, 'Weed Wars' does a fairly good job of explaining how such a business works. It works greeaaat, man." You are the acknowledged queen of snark, but Hank certainly has his moments. And just a passing observation... there has been a remarkable lack of focus and discussion in this chat regarding the shoes on display in the new programs this season. I attribute much of the modest success of 2 BROKE GIRLS to their shoes. Full disclosure: I work for CBS and have to pimp the product whenever possible. By the way, did I mention that THE BIG BANG THEORY is syndication crack?

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Lisa de Moraes :

Hi CBS Person! Actually, my office is right next to Hank's.  I too attribute much of the success of "2 Broke Girls" to their shoes...And, though you work for CBS, I'm here to confirm that "Big Bang Theory" is syndication crack...

– December 02, 2011 1:38 PM
Q.

Captain Kangaroo Morning News

I LOVE this concept. It would take the Broadcast News format to a new level. The Captain would be anchor (ha, ha), Mr. Green Jeans could do the weather, Mr. Moose do sports, Bunny Rabbit could handle entertainment....
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Lisa de Moraes :

Yeah, you'd pretty much have to do no tinkering with the format. Except, they're all dead I think....

– December 02, 2011 1:38 PM
Q.

Another current blooper

Stopped briefly on The View Thursday when clicking past. They were talking about grudges. One of the women prefaced a story with "Now that Blockbusters is out of business, I can tell you this" (anecdote about running into an old boyfriend while renting a movie). After she finished, Lisa Chin responds with "The producer in my ear tells me that for legal reasons I'm obliged to point out that Blockbuster is NOT out of business." Uh oh. Discussion moves on to whether Blockbuster will hold a grudge...
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Lisa de Moraes :

Forget the legal reasons --  how about the "for the sake of not looking stupid" reasons...geesh....

– December 02, 2011 1:39 PM
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Links

Good morning from the Left Coast ... I really appreciate the links at the top of the Live Q&A, making it easy for us to read the TV column. That is all.
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Lisa de Moraes :

Hi Left Coaster! You are welcome. We are doing this weekly, since people report having so much problem finding my column, I thought it was the least we could do every Friday... Happy catching up!

– December 02, 2011 1:40 PM
Q.

NBC Nightly News Fire Alarm

Maybe a crew member pulled it to get out of a test that evening. It's weird when the news becomes the news.
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Lisa de Moraes :

and particularly when it's something that could have been handled so easily before the first commercial break -- just one broom handle, that's all it takes, folks!

– December 02, 2011 1:42 PM
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Changing show titles

Is it going to be "Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea." or something whimpy?
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Lisa de Moraes :

NBC's new sitcom is based on a the Chelsea Handler book, "Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea?" but the network has changed the name for the show to "Are You There Chelsea?" ....yes, the network that isn't afraid to hire Howard Stern to judge "America's Got Talent" is afraid of the word "Vodka."

– December 02, 2011 1:46 PM
Q.

Voting numbers on the x-factor

How are they comparing to American Idol. And, wasn't it awesome how much Simon looked like he wanted to punch in the face everyone he could last night.
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Lisa de Moraes :

this week's 16 million votes would be "Idol"-ish, I think, for the midway point in the finals....

– December 02, 2011 1:47 PM
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Santa Clause Myth

It is physically possible for an object to visit all the homes of good Christian children in one night. That time is, of course, cut down if one stops to eat the cookies.
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Lisa de Moraes :

Of course it is Pookie, when the "object" is  powered by reindeer, though the cookie breaks do make it more challenging...

– December 02, 2011 1:48 PM
Q.

Justified and Damages

These are two of my favorite shows. So: when is Justified coming back? And will I be able to get the last season of Damages from Netflix since I don't have whatever channel that it they've been airing it on and have been gnashing my teeth since they announced that?
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Lisa de Moraes :

"Justified" is coming back Jan 17. "Damages" is coming back for a final and this time they mean it season, but no start date yet...

– December 02, 2011 1:49 PM
Q.

Christmas Specials of Years Past

I used to look forward to Tom Shales' annual review of the Kathie Lee Christmas Special. There should be a book that gathers them all together to make a wonderful coffee table book. It would make the perfect Christmas gift. Will there likely be anything this year that rivals a Kathie Lee special in all its craptastic glory?
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Lisa de Moraes :

There are sooo many "celebrities" out there, who would be perfectly capable of  re-creating Kathie Lee's Christmas special degree of craptastictude. How about, for instance...

– December 02, 2011 1:51 PM
Q.

What we need is

a Kardashian Kristmas Special. Yep, that would pretty much be the most awesome thing ever. They looked so great in their family Christmas portrait last year-they need to bring that to life!
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Lisa de Moraes :

... "A Very  Kardashian Kristmas"...

– December 02, 2011 1:52 PM
Q.

Trouble reading column

I, too, have trouble reading your column, but mainly because I never learned to read.
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Lisa de Moraes :

we have a function on this chat for people who can't read....if only anyone could find it...

– December 02, 2011 1:55 PM
Q.

I just have to say

your column about David Milch and Faulkner was brilliant - and funny! You can write my cliff notes any day!

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Lisa de Moraes :

I still have nightmares about reading Faulkner in school...don't you?

– December 02, 2011 1:56 PM
Q.

Hi Emily

Thanks for doing such a great job today.
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Lisa de Moraes :

Emily says she appreciates the pat on the back... Emily very nicely volunteered to be WaPo Team TV Clip Collector, in case anyone is trying to figure out the reference....

– December 02, 2011 1:59 PM
Q.

A New Christmas Special

I'd like to see A Very Vampire Christmas, with guest appearances by zombies.
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Lisa de Moraes :

Me too -- because nothing say Christmas like rotting flesh... 

– December 02, 2011 2:00 PM
Q.

Not really a TV question

But, has anyone noticed all the "personal appeal" ads on Wikipedia lately? What the deal? Is the porn industry hurting like everything else?
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Lisa de Moraes :

I've seen the ads but have no idea what is the connection to porn. That said, I desperately want to know... Tell me more!

– December 02, 2011 2:01 PM
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Justin and Mariah

Did you happen to catch the Christmas video they did this week at Rock Center tree lighting. Many shots of Mariah's rear view. Ruined the song for me, I never thought of it as soft porn
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Lisa de Moraes :

Somehow this has turned into an adult chat.. I'm game -- what were they singing?

– December 02, 2011 2:02 PM
Q.

Alex., VA

Chelsea Handler gets her own Thursday night show? I love her, but her show is going to be awful isn't it? She was awful on Whitney last night....
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Lisa de Moraes :

It's not good -- and I'm a big Chelsea late night fan..

– December 02, 2011 2:03 PM
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Alex., VA

Ratings on cable networks - "Walking Dead" seems to have a nice little niche following, how many viewers are they getting per episode?
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Lisa de Moraes :

Let's put it this way -- NBC would love to have it...

– December 02, 2011 2:03 PM
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Speaking of shoes...

Kellie Pickler---to whom we owe the euphemism---was on some country Christmas show, and it looked like she had gotten a new pair of shoes in a smaller size. Or maybe her dress just made it look that way?
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Lisa de Moraes :

Smaller size? that's crazy talk. Everyone knows shoes get larger as you age....

– December 02, 2011 2:04 PM
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Fire alarm

It's one of the perils of working in a large office building (and especially a really high one like 30 Rock). They put in these sophisticated systems that are way beyond a broom handle -- I think they usually have to be turned off by the fire department, even when it's a false alarm. Brian Williams explained at some point that the alarm was telling them there was something on a lower floor. My office building in DC is like that -- we will get this incessant alarm telling us there has been an issue 5 floors below, and eventually we're like, "OK, fine, now shut up about it unless it spreads." And my guess is that the reason it's not isolated in the control room or something is probably a NYC fire code requirement, without regard to network preferences.
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Lisa de Moraes :

well, then they need to put Brian in a sound-proof man-cave... or, more sophisticated broom handles...

– December 02, 2011 2:06 PM
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NBC is afraid of Vodka

If only they had gotten Smirnoffs to sponsor the show!
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Lisa de Moraes :

sadly, no hard liquor ads in primetime on broadcast TV -- it's one of the " rules" to which broadcasters are held by Decency Police hanging on to the 50's with their death grip....file it under "not a level playing field"

– December 02, 2011 2:07 PM
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New girl--new guy

Pooks, in the last few chats I've read, you have questioned the "change" in characters for the African-American roommate. They never changed the actor, they explain in the second episode this is someone else--I think it's great, if the other show the Wayans brother is on fails, he can come back!
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Lisa de Moraes :

Yes, I'm aware of all that -- but it was still a jolt for a second episode and very far from ideal... and wouldn't that be great if he came back, only "Happily Endings" seems to be hanging on okay this season. And ABC programming chief Paul Lee apparentl likes it a lot... So, not going to happen. sigh..

– December 02, 2011 2:09 PM
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Fire alarms

I used to ignore them, until the time I decided to leave because it was making my headache worse. Had to stop to help a manager figure out how to turn on his PC (after 5 p.m., for the first time that day). Reached the staircase--7th floor--and found it smoky. Continued to the 6th floor and found a fire hose connected to the standpipe. Proceeded down much more quickly... Outside, the streets were clogged with hook 'n ladders and there were firemen crawling around the 6th story windows. Now I leave if the alarm doesn't shut off in the normal "drill" period.
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Lisa de Moraes :

good rule of thumb...

– December 02, 2011 2:09 PM
Q.

Paris was exemplary!

I was really impressed with Paris' demeanor on "The X Factor," and somehow found myself crediting Michael rather than Grandma for her polite behavior. She really knew how to handle herself. But I loved Blanket more for clearly not giving a hoot about the whole thing. It was awfully cynical of Grandma to haul them out there to promote a posthumous album.
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Lisa de Moraes :

I still maintain Blanket looked like taxidermy...

– December 02, 2011 2:10 PM
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Brian Williams

I just love seeing this apparently buttoned-down guy slow jammin' the news with Jimmy Fallon and setting off false alarms to goad Jon Stewart. Who knew he was so funny?
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Lisa de Moraes :

Anyone who's ever met him. ... Seriously. One of the funniest guys I know...

– December 02, 2011 2:11 PM
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Patrick Jane as psychopath?

Earlier in the season, we saw Jane's new boss call him a "textbook psychopath." He's now shown no remorse for killing a man who was *not* Red John (I suppose because he was still a very bad man) and has also sent a serial killer to certain death by goading him into dissing Red John on TV. I thought he was just out to avenge his wife's death, but he's looking more and more Dexter-ish.
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Lisa de Moraes :

pretty fab, huh? Oh wait, you meant this as a complaint? Not a fan of "Dexter"?

– December 02, 2011 2:11 PM
Q.

Bachelor - Please make it stop

When will this crap end? I'm not sure why, but this show in particular makes me want to scratch my eyes out. And I USED to watch it way back in the first or third season. I fast-forwarded past promos for the next season and almost started crying last night.
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Lisa de Moraes :

When someone starts keeping count of the number of actual relationships that come out of this show. Honestly, that's just a best guess -- I can't explain why people haven't become totally cyncial about this franchise...

– December 02, 2011 2:12 PM
Q.

Bad Showz

Is I Hate My Teenager Daughter worse than the one about guys in drag to get a job? Or does it really matter which is worst because we are obviously so close to the End Times?
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Lisa de Moraes :

I think it matters, but you may be right. In which case I need to tidy my house. I hate leaving with it so messy...

– December 02, 2011 2:13 PM
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Fire alarm

That actually happend to me. I was doing a live radio interview via telephone when the fire alarm went off in my building. I just continued with the interview until the interviewer said something like "well, maybe we should let you evacuate your building." I am sort of surprised they have sound alarms on sets, just for that reason. I would have presumed they would have just visual alarms, or sound only if the fire is confirmed and headed for that particular room. We learn something everyday.
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Lisa de Moraes :

I had part of the roof fall down on my head when I was doing a phone interview with the Mayor of New York City, when I worked for New York Magazine... Leaky plumbing upstairs.. Just thought I'd share...

– December 02, 2011 2:14 PM
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I Hate My Teenage Daughter

Wow, it was so awful. I like Jamie Pressley so I gave it a chance. The only time I cracked a smile was when the moms danced at the school dance to embarrass their daughters. I don't enjoy shows where the chraracters are all supposed to be unlikeable (like SATC, blech).
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Lisa de Moraes :

I think the reason this one bothers me more than the pharmaceutical guys in drag show is because I am a big Jamie Pressley fan and think she deserves better...

– December 02, 2011 2:15 PM
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How great is Blanket?

I kept pausing the "X-Factor" broadcast every time Blanket was onscreen. His total lack of affect---particularly contrasted with Paris' poised, polite, "I'm paying attention" graciousness---was enthralling. But then I got to wondering: should I be worrying about this kid? I mean, why did they never pass the mike to him? Does he speak?
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Lisa de Moraes :

Yes, he really creeped me out too...

– December 02, 2011 2:15 PM
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Your appearances on Mr. Tony

I absolutely love it when you make an appearance on Mr. Tony's show. The two of you play well off of each other. It would be awesome if the two of you talked Christmas specials. Do you have any appearances coming up on his show?
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Lisa de Moraes :

I love talking to Tony and no, we have not talked Christmas specials yet...

– December 02, 2011 2:16 PM
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Seattle here

We didn't get to see that NBC News with Fire Alarm. Thank goodness for You Tube!
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Lisa de Moraes :

It's also on NBC.com... even bad publicity is good publicity at NBC these days. I'm out of time. Thanks for joining me. See you next week...

– December 02, 2011 2:17 PM
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