Today, we have a milestone in Chatological Humor history. Today's update consists entirely of one item, which is only a link, and the link is only to one small newspaper story of value only because of one aptonym. But the aptonym is among the greatest of all time; hence, the extraordinary treatment. The story itself is replete with wonderful facts.
Okay. So, I know I promised you only one item but another has just crossed my desk, meriting mention. A vaunted new e-reader, used to grade student essays, gave a perfect score to this one, which was written by English professor Les Perelman. Mr. Perelman discovered that e-rater has a very basic, very serious flaw: It does not check facts. At all.
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