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March 5, 2010

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'Marriage Ref,' 'American Idol,' 'DWTS' -- The TV Column Live

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Lisa de Moraes

Pulitzer Prize winner, Peabody recipient, Medal of Freedom honoree -- Lisa de Moraes is none of these, but she is an authority on the bad direction, over-acting, and muddled plot lines being played out in the TV industry's executive suites. de Moraes worked for a decade as the television editor at The Hollywood Reporter, the entertainment industry trade paper, where she was routinely on the receiving end of more shouting phone calls from TV suits than Paula Abdul's manager.

When she upgraded to The Washington Post in 1998, a well-known executive producer called to suggest she have someone else start her car, but her trenchant writing (and refusal to use words like "trenchant") earned her the following praise from the brilliant, handsome media observer at Slate: "She writes like a wicked bitch." Wikipedia has called her "a noted television columnist," but they're often unreliable. It's pronounced "deh more ICE."

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Post TV columnist Lisa de Moraes takes your questions about the drama, comedy and heartbreak of the world of television -- both onscreen and behind-the-scenes.
Q.

RE: The Marriage Ref

Us: Oh, wow. This show is sure going to stink! You: No no no. It's Jerry Seinfeld! He killed at the Upfronts or whatever! It's going to be great!

Us was right! Admit it!

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Lisa de Moraes :

Okay, okay -- I had drunk too much Koolaid...I admit it.  And it was the press tour that he killed at...

– March 05, 2010 1:06 PM
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Breaking Bad

Yeah, the best show on TV is coming back. Forget Lost, Idol and all of the other shows take up so much talk time. Breaking Bad is, by far, the best and most addictive show on TV.
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Lisa de Moraes :

Most addictive -- hahahaha! You guys slay me...On a more serious note, yes, it's a really interesting show. Too bad more people aren't watching it...

– March 05, 2010 1:07 PM
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The Marriage Ref

What's your opinion? I don't know...I just felt like they (Baldwin, Seinfeld and the girl that always giggles) were having more fun than I was.
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Lisa de Moraes :

I'm guessing they were better lubricated...That is usually the problem when dealing with Hollywood types. They have access to better lubrication...

– March 05, 2010 1:08 PM
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I'm not a publicist!!!

What do you think of "Parenthood?" I loved the original movie, but this week's show--not so much. IMHO, "Modern Family" is a much better show.
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Lisa de Moraes :

Funny you saying that because the conventional wisdom is that NBC changed up the "Parenthood" pilot when they saw viewer reax to "Modern Family." The original pilot of "Parenthood" was much darker in tone.  I too am a fan of the flick and this is not nearly so good as that, but when are movie remakes into TV series ever as good as the original flick on which they are based....

– March 05, 2010 1:13 PM
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Paul Williams :

When "Access Hollywood" asked "Who is most likely to get booted first from 'Dancing With the Stars?' people overwhelmingly chose Kate Gosselin, star of Silver Spring, MD.-based TLC's "Jon & Kate Plus 8"...even though the celebrity suck-up show had helpfully plastered Pamela Anderson's photo on the poll. Anderson actually came in 3rd -- slightly behind 80-something former astronaut Buzz Aldrin.

Bearing in mind the booting on this competition series (premiering March 22 on ABC) is done with a combination of viewer and judge voting, want to know:

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AI

so what was the hospitalization for?
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Lisa de Moraes :

What hospitalization? Baldwin's? Isn't the official word on that "miscommunication"? Has anyone ever been hospitalized for a bad case of "miscommunication" before? Is there some "miscommunication" epidemic going on that I don't know about? I get "miscommunication flare-ups all the time, but am able to control it with prescription lotion...

– March 05, 2010 1:14 PM
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Hey!

Tonight is the 100th episode of "The Ghost Whisperer"! That's like 200 boob/hours (and counting)!
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Lisa de Moraes :

Funny "Ghost Whisperer" story:  A TV critic emailed me this week to let me know that if you google my name  and go to image, the first image that pops up is a shot of Jennifer Love Hewitt wearing nothing but the corner of a bed sheet. If you click on it, of coure a story that I wrote about Hewitt comes up on your screen too, but who's going to do that? Okay, maybe it's not such a funny story. More like a sad creepy story...

– March 05, 2010 1:17 PM
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Hospit, AL

Do the AI contestants get health insurance? If so, all of those people at the tryouts who can't sing are starting to make more sense.
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Lisa de Moraes :

I do not know that. But let me answer this question anyway! I'm guessing they are maybe covered by the show's insurance? You are saying this because, of course, Mama Sox was put in the hospital for reasons that have yet to be explained, so they had to swap Chick night and Guys night on "American Idol" this week, right?

– March 05, 2010 1:18 PM
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American Idol

When they ran the recap of all the singers at the end of the show and Siobhan's big glory note played, my cat, who had been dozing on the blanket next to me, opened her eyes wide and looked around in alarmed shock and fear. Luckily, the scary noise finally ended, and she closed her eyes again and went to sleep.
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Lisa de Moraes :

Fortunately for Simon Cowell, your cat cannot make purchases on iTunes.. Or can she/he? I loved her performance, including the big old scary note. This competition should really be all about her and Crystal Bowersox and everyone else should go home. But, of course the guy whose pants nearly fell down while he was singing "Lips of an Angel" or whatever that tune was called, it going to win this year because he most perfectly resembles David Cook and Kris Allen and that, apparently, is considered to be the Practically Perfect Type by the little girls and middle aged women who do the voting on "Idol." Me, I think it takes about 20 percent off the hotness of a love song if the guy singing it to me has  to hike up his pants a couple of times during the tune....

– March 05, 2010 1:22 PM
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Fairfax, VA

If one or two of the minority contestants got voted off it wouldn't be a big thing, but active bias can't be ruled out when all four of the contestants voted off were minorities.
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Lisa de Moraes :

Especially when Tim Urban survives to not-sing another week. Paleeze...

– March 05, 2010 1:23 PM
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American Idol - Ellen

Does Ellen have a multi-year contract with American Idol? She brings nothing to the show. She has no music background and seems to just be repeating key phrases they told her to use. Why not just go back to 3 judges. The show would move along much more quickly and worked well that way for years.
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Lisa de Moraes :

I'm guessing -- just a guess here -- that were  Simon not leaving at the end of the season, the producers would take a long hard look at focus group testing on Ellen's performance and, if the comments like yours and the emails I've been getting are any indication of what those test results would be, they would exercise some option they hopefully put in their contract to not bring her back. Since Simon's announcement, I'm now guessing they don't want to have only Kara and Randy left and there are a lot of people who like Ellen even if she brings nothing musically to the show. Notice how this week they had her ratchet up the funny? I assume that's to appeal to her fans. Since she can't ratchet up the music knowledge..

– March 05, 2010 1:25 PM
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Shows about Exasperating Families

It seems like the new TV trend is about the rat race life of being in a family...Modern Family, In the Middle, Parenthood, etc. But, don't we kind of watch TV to forget about all that stuff for a while? Like I could not watch Super Nanny after an especially hard day with two little ones. Do you see this trend continuing?
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Lisa de Moraes :

Three is officially a "trend" though I don't know that this is a new trend -- Ozzie and Harriet, Father Knows Best, All in the Family... Maybe the trend story here is that the "Friends" trend is over?

– March 05, 2010 1:27 PM
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Active TV Actors

I was flipping channels one morning and saw David Boreanaz on Angel and that started me thinking because he is also one Bones in syndication and probably Buffy somewhere. What actor can be found on TV more often on any given day? Maybe Boreanaz? One of the L&O actors?
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Lisa de Moraes :

Kelsey Grammer maybe on Cheers and Frasier and if anyone is brave enough to try to foist episodes of "Back to You" and "Hank" on an unsuspecting public? More likely, it would be anyone from "Law & ORder" since it's on virtually every hour on some cable network.. And NCIS runs about 8 times a night on USA I think, or it seems that way anyway...

– March 05, 2010 1:29 PM
Q.

So glad the Olympics are over!

I feel obligated to watch the Olympics because they are only on every couple of years, but I miss my regular television shows. Is it my imagination, or did all of the networks stop airing new shows during the Olympics? I'm pretty sure "Modern Family" wasn't new during the Olympics, for example. Also, did you ever get around to trying out "The Vampire Diaries?" It's fun and creepy and I am way outside of their target demo.
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Lisa de Moraes :

I can't get past all the rules in "Vampire Diaries":  If a vampire wears a special necklace -- or is it a ring -- he can go out in the sunlight, if a chick wears a special necklace/ring, she can get bitten but it doesnt' count. Really they have removed all the scary. It' s just bad boys and good girls in high school.. I don't get it. Sorry. Meanwhile, yes, many networks stood down during the Games though I think Fox ran a bunch of original programming...

– March 05, 2010 1:31 PM
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Community

Last night's episode of "Community" was amazingly funny. What do you think are the chances of NBC giving it a second season?
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Lisa de Moraes :

It's not doing well but the good news is its on a network that is so bailing water that they might overlook how not-well it's doing and return it while they focus on, you know,  focus on climbing out of the crater they created for themselves at 10 p.m. weeknights with "The Jay Leno Show" for instance....

– March 05, 2010 1:33 PM
Q.

Any chance FOX would pair the Madonna episode of Glee with a Madonna themed AI night?

They should make it a big event and have Madonna "host" the night through interstitials between commercial breaks.
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Lisa de Moraes :

great idea!...

– March 05, 2010 1:33 PM
Q.

Marriage Ref

I haven't seen the entire 1 hour show, but I admit that I watched the 30 minute premier after the Olympics closing ceremony. Does that make me a bad person?
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Lisa de Moraes :

Not at all. Serious students of TV watch programming they do not like as well as programing they do. I,  for instance, have watched many episodes of WWE so that I can better understand the cultural phenomenon. I've even watched NASCAR which, I find, you can watch while doing your taxes and miss nothing important...

– March 05, 2010 1:35 PM
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Marriage Ref

OK, seriously people, you don't think that stuffed dog was hysterical? In a SHRINE? You didn't think it was funny when the guy who wouldn't wear his wedding ring responded to his wife by going "uuuuuhhhhhhh"? Sure, the ref and the guests are a little too full of themselves, but the comedy of the actual couples is well worth it!
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Lisa de Moraes :

I loved the stuff dog controversy. I have lived the stuffed dog controversy... yes, some of the problems the couples are having are very funny. AND there is the big big plus that when you watch this show, it makes you feel like your dysfunctional relationships aren't that bad after all. I personally come away from watching that show feeling like a very together person. ..

– March 05, 2010 1:38 PM
Q.

Nosy Parker

Dear Pookie, President Obama's finally going to get onto Fox by appearing on John Walsh's "America's Most Wanted." What other Fox programs do you think he could get cameos on? As a patient on "House," maybe (since "24" is too obvious)? I personally favor "Glee!"
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Lisa de Moraes :

I'm hoping for a "Glee" appearance in which he dances. And I'd like to see him debate health care on House. And yes, 24 is too obvious but a cameo on that show would be fantastic. He could do something Hitchcockian -- just be seen getting on a bus or something...

– March 05, 2010 1:39 PM
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Serious Students of TV

Since you're a serious student of tv, which soap operas do you watch and why don't we ever get any scoop on them?
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Lisa de Moraes :

I do watch soap operas: "Lost", "Desperate Housewives", etc. Are you talking about daytime ones? I have watched them from time to time; likewise daytime game shows and talk shows..

– March 05, 2010 1:40 PM
Q.

American I-Dull

LDM, don't you think that the judges are regretting kicking Angela Martin to the curb in favor of Haeley "gone faster than her comet" Vaughn? And if I have to hear one more judge tell a 16-year-old semi-finalist that they really need a few more years, I'm going to scream. Of course they need a few more years -- and that's why THE MINIMUM AGE SHOULD BE EIGHTEEN. And don't worry about detracting your favored tween audience -- those girls will glom onto a cute, dimpled 18-year-old just as quickly!
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Lisa de Moraes :

They set the age low in hopes it would "young up" the audience, which is ageing -- which is not surprising because all shows's audiences age over the years. You know, you start watching a show when you're 20, and 10 years later when it's still on the air you're 30... Also contributing to "Idol" audience ageing is the fact that young reality-TV viewers tend to be more nomadic than fans of scripted show -- they troll from one show to the next, to see what is the new flavor of the month. It's maybe the hardest primetime audience to hang on to. Anyway, I take your point and I think it's Simon's too which is why his show has no upper age limit. Ironic, no, since he's the one who used to always talk about Idolettes who skewed too old in their song choice, performance, look, etc...

– March 05, 2010 1:44 PM
Q.

Google Image

What's really hilarious about your Google image results is the wide variety of images that are associated with you: Blonde Charity Mafia, Michael Wilbon, the Pussycat Dolls, the Survivor: Gabon cast, the Saved By The Bell cast, Keith Olbermann... and several more photos of JLH.

In my imagination you always wear a trenchcoat with sunglasses and a scarf covering your face and a fedora over your cascading auburn locks, dazzlingly assembled by Edith Head (makeup by Max Factor). You wear this outfit all the time, even when you are at the gym. Please don't spoil it.

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Lisa de Moraes :

You have obviously seen me at Whole Foods...

– March 05, 2010 1:46 PM
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Ellen

Do you think Ellen is aware of the not so rosy critiques of her performance?
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Lisa de Moraes :

Absolutely. And aware of the rosy ones. Trust me, when you have this much invested in one show, you are all over this show with focus group testing. They know everything there is to know about how people are reacting to Ellen. I'm guessing that's why they changed the seating arrangement, told her to add more comedy, etc... It's really been interesting to watch her try to settle in and figure out what is her "role." Ditto Kara this season. They have sexed up her look a lot -- more toussled hair and she's adopted Paula's "Going clubbing after this" look. And they've moved her over next to Simon and suddenly she's doing the shoulder rub and stroking his arm and exchanging sexy banter with him on air -- she's totally been morphed into Paula, except that she seems to know more about the music industry and, to her credit, is about to communicate her thoughts much better this season....

– March 05, 2010 1:49 PM
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Buzz Aldrin and Kate Gosselin

I know no one put a gun to his head, but what does it say about American society that a man who was on the first flight to the moon is now appearing on a dance show with arguably the worst mother since Medea. (Not a Tyler Perry reference).

In all seriousness, it's as if Charles Lindbergh had gone on Beat the Clock.

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Lisa de Moraes :

...or Amelia Earhart on "Wipeout"...da dum dum! (too ghoulish?)

– March 05, 2010 1:50 PM
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Cablevision vs WABC

Who's going to blink first? I'm guessing this gets magically solved just in time for the Oscars broadcast.
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Lisa de Moraes :

I'm not so sure. It depends on how many people in Congress are nuts about the Academy Awards. Notice how when the problem is a football game might not be readily available in some markets Congress steps in and says it's America's god given right to see the game?

– March 05, 2010 1:52 PM
Q.

Hey, I like "Grey's Anatomy" again!

Maybe it's because Izzie isn't around talking to dead people, but it seems like the show has a little mojo back. When is Heigl coming back to ruin all this?
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Lisa de Moraes :

I confess, I am SO DVR-backed up on "Grey's Anatomy".. when, oh when will these darned Thursday "Idol"  shows stop! Oh wait, next week. I'll catch up then.  And word on the street is Izzy is coming back "soon" -- is that vague enough for you. Thank you so much, ABC...

– March 05, 2010 1:54 PM
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My Boys

It's not back yet. Should I just unplug my TV, since clearly it will be worthless for a while longer?
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Lisa de Moraes :

Hi My Boys Question Person. It's coming back some time in 2010. Thank you for asking. I was really nervous you would not be here with us today, which would have meat I'd have to cancel all my weekend plans and hide under my bed for the weekend which would have been a shame because I'm invited to this killer Oscar party.  Yes, I am a deeply superstitious person.

– March 05, 2010 1:56 PM
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My Boys

...or Amelia Earhart on "Wipeout"...da dum dum! (too ghoulish?)

Oh, Pookie, quit making us love you even more. And because nobody's asked: Have you ever seen the show "My Boys" on TBS? I love it and think you would, too. Please tell me it hasn't been cancelled and when it will be back.

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Lisa de Moraes :

Hooray! TWO "My Boys" questions! I can now go ahead and take that hang- gliding dare! 2010, my friend -- 2010!

– March 05, 2010 1:58 PM
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Hospitalization

He meant for Crystal with the dreads on AI. She has some sort of complication due to diabetes...Anyway, she's the chosen one and she bores me to tears.
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Lisa de Moraes :

That seems to be the word on the street, though I don't think Fox has confirmed. .. anyway, we're all glad to hear she's okay because we are very nice people. Who do you like in the competition this year? Pleae say Siobhan is in the list or I'm going to have to write you off entirely and I would hate to do that. You seem like a very interesting person...

– March 05, 2010 2:00 PM
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"movie remakes into TV series ever as good as the original flick"

Which movie from a TV series was the best?

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Lisa de Moraes :

"Star Trek"...

– March 05, 2010 2:01 PM
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Jay "Big Chin" Leno

Do you think he'll sustain those ratings, or is it just a "welcome" bump?
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Lisa de Moraes :

I think  his numbers will settle in where they used to be. Which, BTW, NBC will now be thrilled with. Isn't it wonderful what a difference in perspective a few months can make? I, for instance, used to dread "My Boy" questions.  Now I live for them...

– March 05, 2010 2:02 PM
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Drop Dead Diva

When is it coming back? I love this show! (I also asked once about My Boys, but I promise I'm not the serial asker.)
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Lisa de Moraes :

"Drop Dead Diva" is coming back June 6.. and Paula Abdul is making a cameo! Can't wait...

– March 05, 2010 2:03 PM
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Hoarders...

If you've seen one Hoarders you've seen them all. Agree/Disagree?
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Lisa de Moraes :

Ugh! I find them upsetting. Seriously. Like that commercial for rescue dogs in which they're playing that tune about being in the arms of an angel or something. There are some things  I just can't watch. ..Hoarding shows are in that class..

– March 05, 2010 2:06 PM
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Daytime TV

Best Daytime Gameshow: Dating Game or The Newly Wed Show?
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Lisa de Moraes :

Two words: Bob Eubanks! "The Newlywed Game"  for sure...

– March 05, 2010 2:07 PM
Q.

Whoa, Bowersox is great!

She has a certain authority in her singing that it truly impressive. Very centered, and clearly unimpressed by all the hoopla. That said, Siobhan is not only good, but now I know how to pronounce that name. Lilly is amazing, but will prove less consistent, I think.
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Lisa de Moraes :

Let's just agree the women are great this year -- even the ones who are not. They definitely went for "quirky" in their casting this year. I guess they ran out of "hot" when they scoured the country this time...

– March 05, 2010 2:08 PM
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Office Pandering

So NBC and The Office keep dipping into the old "Big Life Event" well to try to goose the series' ratings: Jim & Pam's wedding, Jim & Pam's baby, etc. What's next? A "Very Special Episode" featuring alcoholism, drug addiction or child molestation?
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Lisa de Moraes :

Another easy question: Very special date rape episode. It's in the NBC playbook. Honestly I know it's heretical, but can we all agree "The Office" just jumped the shark? Baby birthings -- blech!

– March 05, 2010 2:09 PM
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Idolzzz

Any news on who the guest Mentor's will be this year? Also, what would Andrew Lloyd Weber have to say about this motley group?
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Lisa de Moraes :

See, I don't think they're motley. At least not the chicks. And no official word yet on guest mentors. I'm not picky. I just want assurances Quentin Tarantino won't be let within 30 yards of the show this season....

– March 05, 2010 2:11 PM
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Seconding "Community"

I was laughing so hard at "Community" last night that I woke up my wife (upstairs) who had to come down and tell me to shut up.

If "30 Rock" doesn't get its act together, it may overtake it as my 2nd funniest show on TV (Behind "It's always Sunny"). Here's my conundrum - why don't people watch these shows? Am I so out of touch with everyone else where I think all these shows are amazing, creative, and hilarious? Why is no one watching "Community," yet "According to Jim" lasted for what seemed like a Decade?

Tangent: There was a great meta-reference to "Med Men" on "Community" last night where Abed practices hitting on a Girl (Annie, who is also in "Mad Men") by pretending to be Don Draper and they almost make out. I was dying.

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Lisa de Moraes :

I think you just answered your own question with that "Mad Men" reference.  Nobody's watching that show either -- relatively speaking. It's got a niche following. And there is absolutely no way I can explain how "Jiim" lasted forever, because it's one of the great imponderables of life.

I'm out of time. Glad to see most of you  think Kate Gosselin will be the first booted from "Dancing with the Stars." And since you the viewers do a big chunk of the judging, i'm guessing you know what you're talking about. Bye!

– March 05, 2010 2:14 PM
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