I am sincerely hoping the Dyson company doesn't see your letter and come up with a new line of vacuums guaranteed to suck the living daylights out of the user. For one thing, you may want to pick up a copy of Portnoy's Complaint. Let's just say the liver scene should reassure you that young men have always been creative when it comes to relief. Normally, I agree with you Mom that backing away quickly is the right path to take when stumbling upon such an uplifting scene. But I'm actually worried about the amount of suction he could be applying to his private parts and the potential for gunking up the machine's mother. I think this calls for a man to man talk. I hope you and your husband can laugh about this, and that he can tell your son with calm good humor that there are lots of ways to accomplish his goal, but it's a good idea to keep the household appliances out of it.
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