Good afternoon, Sketchreaders. Once again, the Post's indefatigable politics producer, Matt DeLong, has been busy perusing the Internets this week to bring you this week's political News of the Weird. I don't know how he has the energy; he must be smoking Dutch cleanser.
Dutch cleanser? I hadn't heard of it either. But it's what Arlen Specter, in an interview with MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell on the eve of his defeat in Pennsylvania, accused Mrs. Alan Greenspan of inhaling. She suggested that Specter's opponent had been more energetic, to which he replied: "When you talk about Sestak being more vigorous, you must be smoking Dutch cleanser."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9tOyrmyWkE&feature=player_embedded
Further perusal of the Internets reveals that Old Dutch Cleanser was, along with Comet and Bon Ami, was a brand of "pumice based kitchen cleaners." In the first half of the 20th century – when Specter was alive but not most of us. No doubt this explains why Sestak cleaned up on Tuesday.
Also smoking Dutch cleanser this week was Michael Steele, who as chairman of the Republican National Committee is the very embodiment of the GOP establishment – which he denied, in an interview with Fox's Neil Cavuto. "I don't even know who that is," Steele said, adding that "the last thing you can say about me is that I'm part of the establishment here."
http://thinkprogress.org/2010/05/19/steele-cavuto-establishment/
In other Dutch cleanser news, the great Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Far Out), on a recent visit to California, met with Orly Taitz, lawyer to the "birther" movement.
http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/?p=10514
Taitz is on record saying President Obama "represents radical communism and radical Islam." She and her birther brethren got an unexpected boost from commentator Jonah Goldberg, who wrote that "the basic allegation isn't that crazy, at least in the abstract."
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ZjhkODhlZWFlYWNlYzgyYzgyYWIxNjhjZTAwNjAxOGY=
Others have no need for Dutch cleanser, Bon Ami or even Comet. I'm thinking, of course, of Eme Zuru Ayortor, a Nigerian politician, who was arrested at the airport in Lagos with an impressive 4.5 pounds of cocaine – hidden in his stomach in 100 individually wrapped packages.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/17/eme-zuru-ayortor-nigerian_n_579386.html
Closer to home, the House of Representatives found a new way to deal with the nation's problems. It passed a resolution in support of beer. "It does seem like a no brainer," sponsor Betsy Markey (D-Col) told Politico. Depends on how many you have.
http://www.politico.com/click/stories/1005/house_passes_beer_bill.html
Here's a man who could probably use a cold one: Dale Peterson, candidate for Alabama agriculture commissioner. In his TV ad, he rides a horse and spits out angry phrases such as "Listen up!" and "Thugs and criminals!" and "They don't give a rip about Alabama!" and "Stealing yard signs in the dark of night!" He then hoists a gun and says, "I'll name names and take no prisoners." http://hotair.com/archives/2010/05/16/video-the-greatest-political-ad-ever/
It sounded like a Funny or Die parody – so Funny or Die put together a parody: "Give me the Republican nomination for Alabama ag commissioner or I'll shoot you in the goddamn head!"
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ea0f0bfaf2/we-re-better-than-that-too-w-dale-peterson
That's just nuts. But this one is Bananas. Woody Allen, in an interview published in Spanish then translated to English, said it would be a good thing if Obama "could be a dictator for a few years because he could do a lot of good things quickly."
http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/05/17/woody-allen-president-obama-dictator/
Just what Orly Taitz is afraid of.
What else is on your mind this week?