I awoke this morning expecting to see huge lakes of fire burning uncontrollably, dead bodies hanging from the few trees left on the landscape, and massive piles of smoldering rubble where the last vestiges of modern civilization once stood, but I saw none of this.
Then it occurred to me that the demise of American society may have started last night on Capitol Hill, radially working its way across the country, and just hasn't reached Chattanooga yet.
Could you give us an update as to the extent of the devastation in our nation's capitol, and perhaps speculate on when the carnage should reach some of the more distant locales? Or could it be that the Republicans actually got it wrong with regard to the effects that passage of health care reform would have on modern American society?
That possibility strains credulity, seeing as how, in my 52 years on the planet, the Republicans have been spot on with just about everything else, like civil rights, and voting rights, and ketchup as a vegetable in the school lunch program.