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It is astonishing to me that the woman is 57. She looks fantastic and doesn't look like she's been Botoxed to death either.

Good on her.

The Daily Mail does run some interesting stuff. Unfortunately some of it is so interesting that I can't share it on the Post website. (Photos with boobs is one example of something that is forbidden.)

As for why Tori Spelling hasn't fixed the alleged dent you speak of, I don't know. Maybe it doesn't bother her.

The rumors are indeed true. The premiere is this Sunday at Ford's, and the celebrity quotient is high, certainly by D.C. standards.

Redford will be there, along with Robin Wright, James McAvoy, Kevin Kline, Tom Wilkinson, Evan Rachel Wood, Alexis Bledel and Danny Huston, along with plenty of Washington VIPs, I presume. We should have video from the red carpet in Celebritology on Monday so you can see all the famous types for yourself, if not in person.

Interesting point. I think they could still host a private function there, no? Seems like they would figure out an alternative of some sort for Robert Redford.

In SJP's case, I think some of that is genetics. She's always been a very thin person.

And I wish that "the skinnier you are, the older you are" rule applied throughout life. If it did, I'd be overweight. But, on the positive side, I'd be 22.

I believe they have moved on.

I haven't had a chance to check it out, nor have I discussed it with any D.C. types.

It didn't look terribly compelling based on the preview, but that's me.

I did not, but I love Five Guys. I think it's as good as In-n-Out, at least the burger itself. In-n-Out wins on quality of hamburger roll.

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Yes! That would be fantastic. I believe he could, too.

When Redford talks, people listen.

Rather than use a term like "censor," I prefer to say "trying to set some standards."

I will admit that sometimes the standards can be limiting, but I am not being censored. No need to get the ACLU involved.

Do feel free, however, to start singing a protest song: "All we are saying/is give viral videos with curse words in them a chance..."

That sounds like a good bet. I've been in Tom Wilkinson's presence before (I think?). Not so the others.

Okay, first of all, in the words of John Cusack in "Say Anything...": "You must chill."

Second, if Ford's is indeed closed, I would imagine they could find an alternate privately owned venue that would not be closed.

I will actually investigate this and see if I can get a real answer, though. Now I am curious.

After posting last night about Fey's pregnancy, I started to ponder that same question: how will they handle that on the show?

Given the timing, they may be able to work around it. When she starts to show in a more significant way, they will probably be on summer break. If they resume production in July or August and she's in her last trimester, that will be challenging.

But they could always make Liz L. pregnant. Why not? They do all kinds of wacky things on that show -- as a comedy, there's a bit of creative license there.

I suggest doing picture in picture and toggling back and forth between BBC and the American network of your choice. Would be fun to do a moment-to-moment comparison of how the British press covers the weddding vs. us  crass American media types.

Good question. I had inquired as to whether they would provide a media pass, and was told they would not. They clearly want to sell as many tickets as they can.

So I would have to buy one and get reimbursed. At the moment, I'm holding out to see how things go with the rest of the tour.

What do you all think, since we're on the subject? Would you want to read my coverage of Sheen live, or are you tired of reading about him?

I actually had a somewhat healthy lunch: falafel sandwich with a side salad.

But in general, Not-Mom, I am horribly unhealthy at the moment. No exercising, eating foods that are bad for me, not getting enough sleep -- you name it.

Hey, you asked.

Know who agrees with you? Bill Cosby. He didn't have anything nice to say about the Donald when he on the "Today" show.

I kind of want the baby to be Tracy Morgan's, just because.

Or Jon Hamm's.

Wait, you want me to actually converse with my co-workers?

Okay, now you people are just talking crazy.

Interesting. Thanks for the feedback.

Wow, so two or three of you have voted against Sheen coverage. I thought for sure you'd want me to go and write snarky commentary.

Maybe they could randomly make her a surrogate so the baby wouldn't have to stay in the plotline.

That would be incredibly random and not make a lot of sense, but whatever. Just thinking out loud here...

Is that you want? That sounds like some chocolate that should not be dipped into some peanut butter. Or something.

Yeah, there you go. Watching Liz and Jack cope with parenthood at the same time? That's comedy gold.

Okay, first you want me to talk to my colleagues. Now you want me to actually read our content? Where does it end, I ask you?

I haven't had a chance to read that story, but I will check it out. And I will find out what, if any, contingency plan is in place for the premiere. We could always have it at my house if we have to.

Yes, I saw our Miss Liz just a couple of weeks ago. She's been writing for Pop 2 It for a few weeks now. And she's preparing for her official move out west very soon.

I'll tell her you all say hi.

This might be me winning if I wind up not having to go.

That's the running theory re: the new Jolie tattoo, although it has not been confirmed.

But it seems odd, given the meaning of the other tattoos, to add another one that doesn't represent an additional child. Invites the speculation.

They should just blot out the entire bottom third of the screen for the remainder of the season.

What if I can somehow convince Sheen to devote part of his D.C. performance to how much he hates the Post redesign? Would that make your head explode?

For heaven's sake, I was joking. I'm not afraid of Ed.

Yeah, it would be awesome if we could cover some big presidential mess. Preferably in the '70s and that would eventually inspire a movie starring -- chat circle complete! -- Robert Redford.

Well, there are a lot of things to respect and like about Mr. Redford, so I fully understand.

Re: the Sheen thing, I am honestly less interested in what he does or says during the show than I am in who is buying tickets for this thing. So that may be the angle I pursue -- a (wo)man on the street type report on who's going to see him and why.

He does have a smile on him, doesn't he?

I have to say, I always thought "Dancing With the Stars" was an unrelenting Velveeta fest. But I've gotten sucked into it and now feel invested in finding out who advances.

Even when I'm supposed to be putting my son to bed, I'm running back to the TV to make sure I don't miss Macchio. As a result, now my son is vaguely interested in watching the "dancing game," but only because it's an excuse for him not to go to bed.